N-1 Amber Breyer Interview

This week in blogs, Mr. Currin assigned me to have an interview with Amber Breyer, and I could ask her five questions of my choosing. After much contemplation and thought, I thought of the five most ingenious questions a human could ask. The first question was, “If you could relive one year of your life, which would it be and why?” Her response was a pretty simple one, that being freshman year because it was all of the easy classes. Very poor answer in my opinion, but who cares about me. Did I mention that she said Mr. Currin has lame ties? We won’t go there. The second question I asked Ms. Breyer was, “If you could live in any country besides America, which would it be and why?” After an excessive amount of time, she finally said that Australia would be the best place to live because she really likes Australian accents. The third question was my favorite question to ask, “If you were asked to name one of Mr. Currin’s flaws, which would it be and why?” She actually had more than one answer to this one, but the first thing she said was his weird facial expressions that make him look like he has buck teeth. Mr. Currin actually did a demonstration of what she was talking about, and it is definitely a flaw. Nothing to brag about at all. Another flaw of Mr. Currin’s (according to Amber) is that he tends to say that he is a big deal a lot to himself and many others in the district. The fourth question was, “Out of all the salad dressings out there, which one do you prefer the most?” Amber prefers Ranch dressing out of the rest because she enjoys it with chicken fingers, salads, carrots, and pretty much all foods. Except for ice cream. That’s gross. Last but not least, the final question was, “If you could punch either Kyle Klug or Phil Bifulco in the face, which would you choose and why?” The winner was Phil, because she T.A’s for his gym class, and apparently Phil brags about being good at every sport in gym. Amber went on to contradict that statement because he placed 6th place in the Badminton Tournament in gym class. Sounds like Phil got a little too confident, but Amber put him back in his place. That’s all.